More bathroom humor...

Need to sit on the toilet for hours at a time?
Roto-Rooter's "Pimped out John" is outfitted with every feature a modern king or queen could want in a bathroom throne, and underneath all of the trappings, is a superb Kohler® toilet (see link to photo below).

This amazing commode is fully loaded with the following "luxury enhancements":
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Philips™ 20-inch LCD TV and Star Wars DVD
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Xbox™ 360 gaming system
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Philips™ DVD player
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Gateway® EMachine™ laptop computer with fully articulated robot arm
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iPod™ with stereo docking station equipped with toilet paper dispenser
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Roto-Rooter "emergency" button
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Tivo™ recorder
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Avanti™ refrigerator with beer tap, stocked with drinks and snacks
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Magazine rack and subscriptions to Sports Illustrated, ESPN and GQ
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Bike pedal exerciser
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Cup warmer / cooler

YOU could win one!
CLICK HERE FOR PHOTO AND CONTEST ENTRY FORM: http://www.rotorooter.com/john/index.php